I.Q. FOR YOU

 Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 7/27/10

QUESTION: If you're like most of your neighbors and co-workers, you'll buy seven of these, this year.  What are they?

ANSWER: Underwear.

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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 7/20/10

QUESTION: On average, men spend about a third of an hour a day doing what?

ANSWER: Talking about sports. The actual figure is 22 minutes a day.

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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 7/13/10

QUESTION: If you’re like about one third of Americans,

you’re going to be doing WHAT on your wedding day?

ANSWER: Marrying your first love. About 40% is the actual figure.

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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 7/6/10

QUESTION: Five percent of Americans never, ever do what?

HINT:  You really ought to do this daily, although nobody's likely to know if you don't.

ANSWER: Five percent don't make their beds.

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QUESTION: There are millions upon millions of these, today, but back in 1971, there was only one.  What is it?

ANSWER: E-mail (messages).  1971 was when the first e-mail was sent

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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 6/15/10

QUESTION: Women buy the lion's share of these, but if you listen to most women, they believe that men need them more.  What are they?

ANSWER: Self-help books.  Women buy 80% of them.

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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 6/8/10

QUESTION: On average, you'll do this about four times, today.  What is it?

HINT: You will do the OPPOSITE thing exactly the same number of times.

ANSWER: start your car

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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 6/1/10

QUESTION: What polular side dish started out as leftovers from...another popular side dish?

ANSWER: Tater Tots.  The Ore-Ida people were trying to think of something to do with the pieces left over from their French Fry manufacturig process

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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 5/25/10

QUESTION: On any given day, over 19-thousand dollars will be stolen from...what or whom?

ANSWER: Vending machines

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Bobb's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 5/18/10

QUESTION: There’s a secret people keep from their spouses… and one in ten spouses will never know what it is.  What is it?

ANSWER: Their ATM or credit card PIN number.

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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 5/11/10

QUESTION: If you're like about 2/3rds of Americans, this is the first thing you'll do when you get to work, today.  What is it?

HINT: It's not drink coffee

ANSWER: Delete all your junk mail.

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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 5/4/10

QUESTION: You'd think it almost impossible to do, but about 1 out of every 12 students who attend this school will fail.  What is it?

HINT #1: This "school" should be completed in just six-weeks

HINT #2: I did say one in twelve...12 as in a dozen

ANSWER: Donut making school (according to the Dunkin Donuts Training Center)

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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 4/27/10

QUESTION: For a lot of people, the common cold is the most frequently caught disease...  For others, it's the flu.  But for this group, the most common disease is amnesia.  What's the group?

ANSWER: Soap Opera Characters.

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Bobby’s IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 4/20/10

QUESTION: Out of every one hundred Americans, around a half dozen never do what?

ANSWER: 7% of Americans never bathe (or take a shower)!

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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 4/13/10

QUESTION: This one is SO HARD we're gonna give you a clue before we even ask the question: It's not a doll nor an article of clothing.  But over half of women who received one of these when they were a kid still have it.  What is it?

ANSWER: A nickname

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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 4/6/10

QUESTION: One in five women think it is sexy when a guy does this, but 4 out of 5 men still won’t do it.  What is it?

ANSWER: Shave their legs. 

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Bobby’s IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 3/30/10

QUESTION: We all forget a lot of things.  We forget where we put our car keys.  We forget to set the DVR for out favorite television program. We forget to call mom on her birthday.  Buo around a third of us will forget WHAT, today?

ANSWER: to put on deodorant.

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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 3/23/10

QUESTION: Two thirds of us paid good money for one of these...but almost all of us rarely, if ever, use it.  What is it?

ANSWER: Cassette player or recorder

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Bobby’s IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 3/16/10

QUESTION: About one in three divorced women say this is the best thing about being single again.  What is it?

ANSWER: she has full control of the television

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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 3/9/10

QUESTION: What well known person's job application included the notations: "Manly appearing" and "likes to dance?"

HINT: It was on his FBI application.

HINT: I don't think the FBI ever hired him, though he did get to boss them around a bit.

ANSWER: Richard Nixon

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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 3/2/10

QUESTION: This used to be an all-male occupation a century ago.  Now, less than a tenth of the people who do this are men.  What is it?

ANSWER: Cheerleading

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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 2/23/10

QUESTION: With the International competition of the Olympics underway, it won't surprise you to know that America is in first place when it comes to this.  After all, it started here.  the surprising part is that the French came in second...in what?

ANSWER: Comsumption of McDonald's food.

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Bobby's IMPOSSILBE QUESTION: 2/16/09

QUESTION: Each year, about 18-thousand people get one of these, but don't use it.  What is it?

HINT: It's not something you can use alone

ANSWER: A marriage license. 9,000 linceses are granted that are never used.

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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 2/9/10

QUESTION: Two thirds of women say it's easier to do this with girls than boys. What is it?

HINT: It's easiest when done while they are tiny babies.

ANSWER: name them

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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 2/2/2010

QUESTION: when most of us were growing up, we could be found doing this almost every day.  But, less than one in three teenagers do this today and the number is rapidly falling.  What is it?

ANSWER: Eat meals with their parents.

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