I.Q. FOR YOU
Bobby’s IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 3/9/10
QUESTION: What well known person's job application included the notations: "Manly appearing" and "likes to dance?"
HINT: It was on his FBI application.
HINT: I don't think the FBI ever hired him, though he did get to boss them around a bit.
ANSWER: Richard Nixon
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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 3/2/10
QUESTION: This used to be an all-male occupation a century ago. Now, less than a tenth of the people who do this are men. What is it?
ANSWER: Cheerleading
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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 2/23/10
QUESTION: With the International competition of the Olympics underway, it won't surprise you to know that America is in first place when it comes to this. After all, it started here. the surprising part is that the French came in second...in what?
ANSWER: Comsumption of McDonald's food.
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Bobby's IMPOSSILBE QUESTION: 2/16/09
QUESTION: Each year, about 18-thousand people get one of these, but don't use it. What is it?
HINT: It's not something you can use alone
ANSWER: A marriage license. 9,000 linceses are granted that are never used.
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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 2/9/10
QUESTION: Two thirds of women say it's easier to do this with girls than boys. What is it?
HINT: It's easiest when done while they are tiny babies.
ANSWER: name them
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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 2/2/2010
QUESTION: when most of us were growing up, we could be found doing this almost every day. But, less than one in three teenagers do this today and the number is rapidly falling. What is it?
ANSWER: Eat meals with their parents.
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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 1/26/2010
QUESTIONS: According to a recent scientifc report, technological advances are about to make what obsolete?
HINT: It's been around a long time.
ANSWER: The toothbrush. Popular Science says the day is coming when there will be mouthwashes that do a better job.
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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 1/19/10
QUESTION: Researches say most of the sales of this stuff isn't because it's medically necessary so much as that people are just addicted to it. What is it?
ANSWER: Chapstick
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Bobby's POSSIBLE QUESTION: 1/12/10
QUESTION: Guys, you might think you and your mate make important decisions together, but you don't. There's one decision that, 8 out of 10 times, is made exclusively by the FEMALE partner in a relationship. What is it?
ANSWER: Which brand of toilet paper to buy.
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Bobby's IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 1/5/10
QUESTION: Over half of the women who got this for Christmas will re-gift it. What is it?
ANSWER: A Candle
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Bobby's MPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 12/22/09
QUESTION: Over 2/3rds of Americans agree that someone should write a book about what specific subject?
ANSWER: Them. 68% of Americans think their lives are worthy of a book.
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Bobby's Reverse IMPOSSIBLE Question: 12/15/09
Here's the answer: Most people think it would be a "pickup truck". What's the Question?
HINT: SOME people think it would be a sports car.
QUESTION: "What does Santa Drive in his off-time." 27 percent of Americans say "pickup truck" while 4 percent say "sports car."
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Bobby's Impossible Question: 12/8/09
QUESTION: About a 1/3 of American women say they regret doing... What?
ANSWER: Cutting their hair too short
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Bobby's Impossible Question: 12/1/09
QUESTION: If you divided these up between every man, woman and child in the whole world, each person would have about 55. What are they?
ANSWER: Lego blocks. There are 370-billion of them in existence.
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Bobby's Impossible Question: 11/24/09
QUESTION: What odd thing happens to over ten percent of the movies that are rented (from Blockbuster or Netflix)?
ANSWER: They're returned without ever being watched.
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Bobby's Impossible Question: 11/17/09
QUESTION: If you're like most people, you'll use this about ten times a day...What is it?
HINT: We're not including the one on your computer.
ANOTHER HINT: if you're in the food service industry, it's more like ten times an hour.
ANSWER: Trash Can
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Bobby's Impossible Question: 11/10/09
QUESTION: One out of twenty men would NOT be interested in a relationship with a woman who HAS...WHAT?
ANSWER: A bigger paycheck than they do.
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Bobby's Impossible Question: 11/3/09
QUESTION: Many people are worried about the swine flu. Germs are spread at schools, day-care, grocery check-out lanes, post offices and even churches. On remote controls, phones, computers and anything with a handle.
Teachers and day-care workers come into contact with the most germs, who comes in second?
ANSWER: (Teachers and day-care workers #1) BANK TELLERS #2 (healthcare workers #3.)
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Bobby's Impossible Question: 10/27/09
Question: Most women, at least 2/3 of them, do this and hardly anybody is bothered by it but, believe it or not, 6% of men in rural areas admit to doing this as well. What is it?
ANSWER: They wear nail polish.
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Bobby's Impossible Question: 10/20/09
Question: The vast majority of women say, THIS is the most annoying thing their husbands do at bedtime. What is it?
ANSWER: over 2/3 of women say, getting into bed with cold feet is the most annoying thing their husband does.
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Bobby's Impossible Question: 10/13/09
Question: Approximately 1 out of every 60 homes in the United States has a what?
HINT: The surprising part is NOT WHAT it is but WHERE it is.
ANSWER: A television in the bathroom.
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Bobby's Impossible Question: 10/6/09
Question: We were talking about the SMARTEST CITIES today, Tucson comes in at #34...BUT THIS is HIGHER in the United States than in any other country in the world.
ANSWER: Minimum drinking age. (finally got the correct answer 25 hours after we started the question)
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Bobby's Impossible Question: 9/29/09
Question: (We're going to tell you right up front, this is kind of a trick question)
There are two of these for every person in the United States. Man, woman and child. what is it?
Answer: Credit Cards. (Kind of a trick question; in the number of cards, divided by the total population gives you the "man, woman and child" number, even though the average credit-ard carrying American has more.)
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Bobby's Impossible Question: 9/22/09
Question: There are many things most everybody does every day. About a quarter of us will do this today AND we will do it before noon. What is it?
ANSWER: Toast something
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Bobby's Impossible Question: 9/15/09
Question: For guys, this is probably the easiest way to lose a little bit of weight. How do they do it?
HINT: Most guys lose about a pound every year doing this.
ANSWER: Shave...The average male shaves off about a pound of whiskers a year.
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Bobby's Impossible Question: 9/8/09
Question: Technically, it's not really a country, but if it were, it would have the sixth largest population in the world. What is it?
HINT: it's not a city nor a state.
ANSWER: Facebook
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Bobby's Impossible Question: 9/1/09
Question: Two out of five married men will do THIS sometime before they’ve been married six years. What is it?
ANSWER: 42% of men will lose their wedding ring within the first five years of marriage.
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Bobby's Impossible Question: 8/25/09
QUESTION: Women drivers are slghtly more likely than men drivers to do what?
ANSWER: Hit a parked car.
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Bobby's Impossible Question: 8/18/09
QUESTION: The average woman spends almost a year-and-a-half of her life doing what?
ANSWER: Crying. Between birth and age 78, women spend 16 months crying.
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Bobby's Impossible Question: 8/11/09
QUESTION: For the first time in over a decade, this fashion item seems to be making a comeback.
ANSWER: Sales of men's clip-on ties are up for the first time in 15 years.
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Bobby's Impossible Question: 8/4/09
QUESTION: If Billy Mays were still alive and doing television commercials, what would he have to change about his approach so the commercials could air in Saudi Arabia?
ANSWER: He'd have to keep his left hand by his side. it's forbidden to show people using their left hands in books, advertisements or on television.